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How To Get Your Blog Hits

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Every blogger struggles for readership.  Some bloggers, such as myself, can barely scratch together an audience period.  Well, I have some easy tips to help you and me that will start attracting people to your blog, and getting those all important hits.

  1. Create blog.  There are numerous free hosting sites such as WordPress or Blogger.  Registration and user interface are both easy and intuitive.
  2. Select a central theme that deals with a highly controversial subject.  A good one would be politics.
  3. Pick a side in whatever controversial subject you choose to focus your blog around.  Just remember – never, under any circumstances wander over into the “other side”.
  4. Ensure that all your posts appeal to the most rabid and irrational supporters of the side you’ve choosen.  The best way to do that is to always only present the evidence that supports your side even if that means only presenting half the evidence.  Always make your posts as viral as possible.  Omission is your best ally.
  5. Under no circumstance should you allow evidence regardless of it’s substance or sound logic to infect your comment section.  The best way to deal with this is to either resort to insulting opposing viewpoints with generic, repetitive slander or, if necessary, heavily moderate your comment section and do not approve/delete comments that threaten the viral nature of your blog’s topic.
  6. Finally, always promote your blog as the self-righteous truth.  Be sure to demean and condescend your opposition.  Your “truth” is best discovered through the negation of your opponent, not the validation of your belief.

With these six easy steps, you’ll be well on your way to owning a blog with plenty of readers and commentors to interact with.  Good blogging and good luck to you all!

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Written by huxbux

November 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Posted in Humor, Politics, Technology

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8 Responses

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  1. I realize that you’re being sarcastic, but what if all evidence other than the evidence in my possession is bunk? And what if my blog IS the the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth and the ONLY truth and, therefore, my blog is justifiably self-righteous? I’m just asking.

    Joel Klebanoff

    November 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm

  2. Somehow that does sound true to you.

    1superdave

    November 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm

  3. @Joel

    Your on the right track.

    @superdave

    And to plenty of other people unfortunately.

    huxbux

    November 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  4. Is this sarcasm or the truth? I can see the argument for either point of view :)

    Terrant

    November 2, 2008 at 11:24 pm

  5. @ Terrant

    Mostly sarcasm, but looking around the blogosphere it’s sprinkled with some truth.

    Thanks for stopping by. :)

    huxbux

    November 2, 2008 at 11:43 pm

  6. Hahahaha! :)

    Yeah, and a good way to get shot!

    dyricci

    November 3, 2008 at 4:13 am

  7. Although its sarcasm, i would say most political blogs are like that.

    Kevin

    November 22, 2008 at 12:00 am

  8. @ Kevin

    Indeed they are.

    Thanks for stopping by. :)

    huxbux

    November 22, 2008 at 1:02 am


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