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Blame Carbonated Liquids

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We, as Americans consumers, are faced with an ominous and insidious threat to the stability of our great country.  Very soon our workplaces will be invaded by a sinister force of evil intent on destroying the fabric of our workforce.  Attacking the fundamental threads that are the glue driving our economic health.

The exploding soda machine!

Coca-Cola is set to introduce a 100-flavor beverage dispenser.  We are dealing with a new and dangerous technology.  With knowledge, we can fight back against our sworn carbonated enemies.  And thanks to an astute listener of Buzz OutLoud, we are getting out the word.  In an email read on BoL episode 820 the warning went out loud and clear:

The syrup is very unstable and must be kept at a specific temperature and must be agitated to keep from EXPLODING.

Beware the syrup!  Fight back against our carbonated overlords!

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Written by huxbux

October 1, 2008 at 10:27 pm

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