Archive for October 2008
Sarah Palin Hates Hockey Moms!
Sarah Palin dropped the puck at the Wachovia Center to open the Philadelphia Flyers season. The Flyers have since gone on to have the worst start in franchise history. Sarah Palin traveled to St. Louis last week to drop the puck at a Blues home game. St. Louis goalie Manny Legace tripped on the red carpet Palin walked out on, and had to leave the game with a hip flexor.
It is clear. Sarah Palin hates hockey moms. She has been feeding us endless lies to the American people ever since John McCain introduced her as his VP candidate. You have to wonder where this woman’s scorn and anger will strike next!? All I can do is hope and pray Mrs. Palin doesn’t pay a visit to HSBC Arena to drop the puck for the Buffalo Sabres.
Ted Stevens Is Not Human
The trial of Alaska Senator Ted Stevens is approaching it’s conclusion this week with Mr. Stevens himself having taken the stand for several days of the trial. Judging by the details of his testimony it’s evident Mr. Stevens is not human.
In one exchange with the federal prosecutor, Stevens repeatedly claimed that he was unable to prevent the numerous gifts delivered to his house and deemed them as unwanted. Yet, the items remained in his house for years and years. If there was ever a more blantant lie, please find me one. We are to believe that a grown man, a man of Stevens stature and power in Washington, didn’t have control over his own house? How are we supposed to swallow that a man who could project the kind of control over legislation to make Alaska the largest benificiary per capita of earmark spending was powerless to stop furniture from taking residence in his own living room? And how gullable must we be to believe that a man could not get items which he didn’t want in his house for some seven years?
Typically, I possess a certain level of sympathy for those who, under the guise of power, submit to wealth’s vices and undercut the laws of the country for personal gain. Greed is a natural human tendency and counteracting that urge requires considerable more will power and strength then being greedy. But it’s also a natural human tendency to feel remorse of which Ted Stevens appears to possess none of. Ted Stevens is an alien.
Stevens took the stand in his own federal trial and blatantly lied not only to the jury but to every single person in the United States. As a politician, one has a certain responsibility to the American people to act in their best interest, but more importantly possess a level of reverance for the power bestowed by the voters. As we are all well aware, many politicians often fail in their duties to fulfill the people’s wish. To some degree, that’s forgivable. The allure of power and the confluence of various interests in Washington can transform a clear intention into a muddled one. A politician might start off on a path of nobility, but with so many criss-crossing paths, he might lose his way. No doubt Stevens lost his way.
What is so alien is Stevens utter disregard for his position. Most people when caught with their hand in the cookie jar will take account of the inescapable nature of their situation, and feel shame for what they have done. They will come to terms with the fact that the consequences of their actions have come home to roost. Shame and the subsequent desire to what is right rises to the surface. Not in Stevens case.
He has decided to take the inhuman path of studiously denying his own actions despite the fact that everyone in the room(and country)knows his own actions. It takes stubbornness and stupidity to deny the obvious. I would have believed Mr. Stevens infinitely more if he told me he came from another planet and didn’t understand why what he did was wrong. I can only hope when his trial ends in a guilty verdict we can send toss him into a capsule and rocket him into space to drift until he keels over. I don’t want something so inhuman walking the Earth with those of us who have some sense of humanitity.
Bad News Buffalo
Today began with plenty of bad news for Buffalo as a national sports city. A Wall Street Journal article noted that Buffalo Bills fans are
…some of the worst-behaving fans in all of sports.
Later in the afternoon, a Forbes magazine article pegged the Buffalo Bills as one of the top ten sports franchises likely to move.
I can’t outright refute either of these. Bills games are rowdy. Fans arrive at the stadium 8 hours prior to kickoff and begin their Sunday ritual of getting plastered. By game time, a few thousand drunkards filing into a stadium to watch a violent sport. It’s not unexpected that a few of them are going to be trouble makers. But a few thousand bad fans disregards the other 72,000 well behaved, passionate fans there to cheer on their team. It’s sad that a few bad apples has to spoil the entire batch.
It’s no secret the Bills are in danger of leaving town. A 90 year old owner in Ralph Wilson who has refused to secure the sale of the team prior to his death leaves the franchise likely up to the highest bidder. And since last year with the move of two home games to Toronto, the highest bidder appears to be those folks over at Rogers in Canada with money spilling out of their pockets.
The prospect of the Buffalo Bills leaving town is naturally distressing, but if they ever do move it will be downright devastating to a town that lives with it’s football team. A piece of the city would die with the Bills should they exit stage left. Gone would be the buzz that travels around water coolers and jumps from stranger to stranger every fall. It’s one of the few things that connects the people of the city in a way most sports towns can’t relate too.
Luckily, the Buffalo Sabres saved the local sports day with a convincing win over the New York Rangers 3-1. It’s only three games into the season, but this is a different hockey team from the one that disappointed last year. They display a new found dedication to defensive responsibility. Spurred by the arrival of Craig Rivet, every defensive pair seems energerized to clear out the front of their own net. The forwards are making conscious efforts to stay in their own zone and not making early breakouts. Odd man rushes have been kept to a minimum as opposed to last year when they were an every period ritual.
The Sabres didn’t lack in the scoring department last year. The finished 4th in scoring in the NHL, but they were erratic and irresponsible in the defensive zone. While every player deserves credit, the lion’s share goes to Lindy Ruff who is once again proving that he is a master at adapting to the how the game of hockey is played from year to year. No Sabres fan will forget how Ruff turned a bunch of no-name hockey players and Dominik Hasek into a Stanley Cup finalist by being defensively responsible. I don’t want to leap to conclusions, but this team, with the emerging Thomas Vanek and a cast of capable scorers, this team holds real promise and could creep up on the league just like they did the year after the lockout.
Blogging’s Correlation To Crisis
I’d like to put forth the contention that the any increase or decrease in blogging is directly correlated to the occurrence or absence of crisis’. In fact the birth of blogging can be attributed, to a degree, to the occurrence of a crisis.
Blogs have been around for nearly 15 years. At its inception, blogs were considered to be online diaries or journals. In 2001, blogs emerged as a news source. Less a diary and more free form journalism. I would put forth the notion that the events of 9/11 contributed, in part, to the explosion of blogs. Following 9/11, the populace openly questioned the honesty of the government and mainstream media. Questions were abound as to what the government knew prior to the attacks and whether they failed to act on possible intelligence. Rather then turning to mainstream media who are regarded as the mouthpiece for those in power, people turned online looking for “outside” news sources. Journalists took note of the demand and blogs became a wide-spread necessity.
The following Afgan and Iraqi War further fueled the expansion of blogging. A highly unpopular presidency also contributed. However, it is not so much the crisis event as it is the reaction crisis’ spur in the average person. A crisis naturally presumes a high stress event. A high stress situations in turn require an outlet for expression. In addition, a crisis spans all cultural boundaries leaving us with a rare occurrence that connects us all. It is our empathy for tragedy and conflict that brings us together, and curiously apart as well.
All of these things boil together to form either a highly contentious or bonding unity across a wide area of people. Our compulsion to express the opinions we’ve formed around a crisis drives us towards the easiest of all avenues – blogging. We want to reach out across the world and let it be known how we feel on an unfolding topic. Partly to fulfill our own personal need to be heard, but because a crisis possesses the appearance that decisive action must be taken. And as a survival technique, we feel driven to herd as many others into out “decision” camp.
This is evident in the explosion of partisan, illogical political blogs that have sprung up as the Presidential election began and is reaching it’s peak. In a sense, surrounded by numerous peripheral crisis’, the election has become the personification of their collective events. Blogging has become the irrational mouthpiece for citizen politics. Your either on this side or that. Join us or the crisis we are faced with will devour us.
I am sure that once the election is over, the next president has been inaugurated, and passed his first 100 days in office, the blogging world will turn to the next major crisis. The economy is a potential target if it devolves into a depression. In short, the common blogger is drawn to the next crisis like a sheep offering little in the way of analysis, and instead just shouting from the bully pulpit.
Foreign Policy: A Test In Tolerance
The contexual success of a democracies foreign policy is directly related to the relationship between pressure and tolerance. Pressure defined as the degree of force with which the policy nation implements it’s foreign policy towards a target nation, and tolerance as the threshold at which the target nation can no longer bear the pressure of force applied by the policy nation. A successful foreign policy must discover the appropriate balance between both force and tolerance as the two act are reciprocating elements. An excess in force causes an equal reaction in tolerance and vice versa.
There are two distinct areas in which foreign policy is applied which proposes an inverse relationship between force and tolerance. The first area is force aggression(FA). The second is force detachment(FD). Specifically, the first domain encompasses all policy implementations that include the use of military force, where as the second precludes the use of military force and profits from the implementation of such techniques as diplomacy, economic sanctions, ect.
The relationship between force and tolerance reciprocates symetrically between FA and FD. Under FA, the amount of force applied by the target nation must exceed the tolerance of the target nation in order to be successful. Conversely, with FD foreign policy the level of force dedicated must not exceed the tolerance threshold of the target nation to succeed. To illustrate clearly the application of both FA and FD foreign policy it would be prudent to utilize real world examples.
The Iraq War would a clear and current example of FA foreign policy in action. It is appropriate to distinguish that the Iraq War contains both FA and FD policy apparatus’. Do not confuse the two areas. For the moment, only the military side of the equation is of interest. It is also of note that the Iraq War can be divided into two discrete FA forms.
At the outset, the United States was faced with the defeat of the Iraq Army. The level of force necessary in order to succeed was relatively tangible. When engaged against a foreign government, it is a calculable solution. The foreign policy maker can account for the opposing army, infrastructure, and government machine of the target nation. These can be assigned a relatively accurate numerical value, and can then be evaluated to determine the required force application for success. Military planners can diagnos how many troops will be needed, what primary infrastructure points are most vital, and target regional government installations.
It is the nature of conventional warfare that both sides possess a rigorous assessment of their enemy. The transparent nature of governments allow for this luxury. With this lucid vision, the United States applied an amount of force against the Iraq government and military that far exceeded their threshold for tolerance, and scored a decisive defeat of the Iraq military alongside the toppling of the Iraq government.
Following the success of the initial FA foreign policy, it shifted towards fighting a guerrilla enemy. An enemy hidden from concrete intelligence by the opaque cloud provided by disorganization. The United States government was unable to decode precise numbers, locations, and identities of the enemy they faced. Subsequently, it made it difficult to assess the needed amount of force to exceed the tolerance level the enemy. The war evolved into a best guess scenario for the US military and, ultimately, the pending result of the US foreign policy.
Troop levels fluctuated against the varying estimations of the enemy being engaged. A larger problem was the point of application in force levels. Determining where to strike with the available force posed a constant and permanent problem. Within the overall success of a foreign policy, lies these two elements of force application – quantity and location. How much force and where to apply said force become the two questions.
In light of fragmented intelligence and mounting frustration, the US military focused their efforts on increasing the quantity of force applied. This resulted in the infamous surge. If one force is unable to preempt the enemy tolerance level, then in order to succeed a disproportionate level of applied force is necessary. The underlying premise is quite simple – if you are unable to know which points to apply force levels in a given area, the solution is to raise your force levels to allow more points in the area to apply said force to.
An example of the inverse relationship between force and tolerance in FD foreign policy can be found in the approach the United States utilized against North Korea. In respect to force, the US has employed a combination of diplomatic cessation and economic sanctions. The foreign policy goal being the reduction and dismantling of the North Korean nuclear armament. At first, it would seem that the goal is to eventually break North Korea to submit to US demands, ergo the force of diplomacy and sanctions to exceed the North Koreans tolerance to those consequences.
However, the true purpose of the US policy, and any FD foreign policy, is to employ the target nation to assess the implications of the expected consequences, and to then grade the qualitative effects against their tolerance level. In other words, the US wants to put the North Koreans into a decision – are the losses predicted by the end to diplomatic relations and economic sanctions more or less then what the North Koreans are willing to tolerate?
An important correlative element in FD foreign policy demonstrates the intent to not exceed tolerance levels is the practice of incentive allusion. In the case of the North Koreans, the US offered up increased oil exports and the construction of nuclear power plants. In conjunction with the applied force, these foreign policy carrots act as self imposed force cap on the foreign policy maker. The US cannot afford to send North Korea spiralling into an economic blackhole i.e. to willing exceed their tolerance level. Rehibilitation is the end goal, and a policy nation does not willing choose to destroy another in FD foreign policy. As such, these incentives provide the target nation reasons to not exceed their tolerance levels and devolve into chaos.
There is a curious caveat to both FA and FD foreign policy, more so towards FA. That is that in order to be successful, both must not exceed the tolerance levels of the policy nations domestic populace. This is evident in wars. A populace that contains widespread dissent towards a war proportionally decreases the likehood that foreign policy will succeed. This is because with the growth in domestic disapproval, the ability for the policy nation to apply adequate force levels diminishes.
As an addedum, it can be said that in evaluating a foreign policy the employing nation must consider equally the tolerance level of its populace and the target nation in order to determine the proper amount of force to be applied. Force and tolerance are the two key integral components in any foreign policy, and will conclude as to it’s success or failure.
Buffalo Sabres New Season Brings Air of Hope
The Buffalo Sabres kick off their 08-09 season tonight against Montreal, and with each new season brings a new sense of hope. That is one of the magical elements fans find within sports. Every year hope springs anew. The anticipation is endless. The possibilities infinite.
More times then not, as a season gets underway and as the games pass, that hope turns into a sobering reality. Like any fan, I have high hopes for the Sabres season. A young team takes the ice taking with them a few new players and a years worth of experience to improve on last season.
Sports, in this respect, if often analogous to life. We find motivation in hope. As fans we cheer until our lungs burn. In life, we dream of a better life. But there is one difference. In life, hope doesn’t promise to renew annually. Nor is it quite so susceptible to the realization that hope is just a dream.
We take the hope for a better life and cling to it. There is no win or loss column to go by. In sports, it’s easy to look at the standing, see your team buried at the bottom, and just look to next year. However, in life we have to fight against giving up because we have no guareentee that hope will revisit us anytime soon. Losing hope, in life, is crushing to the human spirit. It’s can be debilitating. Losing hope, in sports, holds an assurance that it will return to hold the promise of something better.
As a human being clinging to hope for a better life, for something I dream of, the arrival of another Sabres hockey season could not come at a better time. And I think that is one of the ultimate draws of sports. It helps us forget about our dashed hopes and dreams.
